HI HELLO I HAVENT SPIKEN TO YOU IN AGES
IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT
ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL
WONDERFUL HI HELLO HOW ARE YOU PRINCESS?
Guys I’ve finally figured out my sexuality now.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
I DON’T GET CELEBRITIES, THEY HAVE SO MUCH MONEY AND YET THEY WEAR LIKE THE UGLIEST AND STUPIDEST OUTFITS EVER LIKE JUST GIVE ME YOUR MONEY IF YOU’RE GONNA DO THAT
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOT RISKING IT
In 1961, Leonid Rogozov, 27, was the only surgeon in the Soviet Antarctic Expedition. During the expedition, he felt severe pain in the stomach and had a high fever. Rogozov examined himself and discovered that his appendix was inflamed and could burst at any time. With a local anesthesia, he operated himself to remove the appendix. An engineer and a meteorologist assisted surgery.
this man was born with the most manliest of ballsacks
That’s the most metal thing I’ve ever read in my entire life.
This kid was fucking 27
FUCK. I FUCKED UP. I FUCK. FUCK. I FUCKED UP. I FUCKED UP. FUCK. FUCK.
team free will
I can literally tell who each one of these characters is and its a photo of legs
I’d like to correct this:
“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”
“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.
I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.
I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.
I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.
I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.
I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”
reblogging for the comment
I did, but you forced her to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term, forcing her to become a single mother with limited income, having to sacrifice her college dreams in order to provide for her unwanted child.
fucking BOOM ^