glossoblogia:

i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk those squids

hovvell:

im just filled with hate and useless facts 

i sleep on my stomach on account of my delicate wings.

(Source: sisterplum)

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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